The next time you have to console a grammarian, pat them on the back and say, “There, Their, They’re.”
When seconding a toast, say, “Here, Hear!”
Remember to alter your Facebook status when you leave the altar.
The insect introduced his mother’s sister as Aunt Ant.
The new gnu knew no one.
The nose knows.
Pare a pair of pears.
One purr per pussy cat, please.
Let the pros write your prose.